No this will not be about the beautiful ROYGBIV's we see in the sky.
Last week I bought my first pair of Rainbow Sandals. Yes, my first. I knew tons of people who swore by them; so in my search for new sandals, I decided to go for the best. A crapload of money later, it's not so bad! Yes it took a few days and a few Band-Aids to fully break them in, but now I'm happy.
So if you see me in the streets frolicking about, you'll know why.