This will be the BEST blog you will EVER read! NO, SERIOUSLY!

See?? See how good it is?? LOOK AT THIS BLOG! LOOK AT ITS AMAZINGNESS!!

Look at this picture! They're ghosts!

disney ghosts

And look at this one!! CRABS! Oh my!

crabs 

Nope

Okay…so maybe not. I mean, if this blog made me some mac & cheese, then maybe it would be the best blog ever… or maybe if it, like, helped me pay my rent.

But I just have to express how TIRED I am of all those super exaggerated Blog/Buzzfeed/Jezebel links that say everything is SO AMAZING. And you will FREAK OUT when you read this. And you NEVER would have IMAGINED this would happen NEXT!!

I bet I could have imagined it. Don’t underestimate me.

These links are usually a buzzkill. Yeah, I said it.

But not this one: http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/22-pictures-of-cats-on-leashes

Did you check it out? Pretty SPECTACULAR right? You’re welcome.

Spoiler?

Saying everything is so AMAZING, and you would NEVER BELIEVE -- that’s like extreme spoiler, right? For example, whenever a friend told me the newest episode of “Breaking Bad” was epic – that was already too much! I knew it was going to be epic, so I anticipated epic-ness. There was no “Oh wow, this episode is epic.” It was just “Yeah, it better be epic because Suzy said so.”

Sad days with those Breaking Bad spoilers... I don’t want to talk about it.

Anyways, give me a break. Please no more of these over stimulated titles to blogs. I click, and then I am immediately unimpressed expecting epic epic-ness. Unimpressed, I say!

Sure, I guess I could just stop clicking on them, but then I may actually miss something epic - and isn't that the worst of all? Feeling left out? Sigh.

K. Bye.

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